Freshmen Are Annoying?

Yes, this is another rant blog...  BUT I feel the need to do this.
This experience happened to me today.  I was walking to my seminary class (it's a scripture study class that I thoroughly enjoy).  While I was walking there (it's in a separate building from my school) I overheard a conversation between a boy and girl walking right behind me that irked me quite a bit.
Basically, in a nut shell, they were talking about how freshmen in high school were annoying, immature brats that don't deserve to be here because they're trash and don't belong in a school filled with older; mature people like themselves.
I was very shocked to hear this, especially since they, along with myself, were heading to a SCRIPTURE STUDY CLASS where students go to not only learn more about our religion but also to love one another and treat others the way we want to be treated...
But, more so than shocked, I was EXTREMELY irritated.  Yes, freshmen can be annoying and immature.  I know, I happen to be one.  But, unlike those two, I'm not a stuck up whelp.  On that note I now officially dub you two random strangers, the King and Queen of Egocentrism.  Congratu-freaking-lations!  I'm so sorry us plebeians can't live up to your standards.  In fact, as an apology for living, I'll gladly give you two high-fives to your faces...  with my high heels.
My point on this is: yes, freshmen can be annoying.  But it's not just us.  It's the whole world that's obnoxious,  and unfortunately, for the people trying to be kind and set a good name for themselves, there are people *cough*The King/Queen of Egocentrism*cough* that screw it up for us and judge everything you do, wear, and say unfairly.  They themselves were freshmen once, so in what world do they find it okay to insult the current freshmen?   *cough*hypocrites*cough*.
Please stop.  Yes, freshmen can be annoying but in reality, you're being worse than us because your head is filled with self-centered thoughts that will one day drag you down.  And guess what, one of us "lowly freshmen" might become your employer one day...  So just be kind, your life will be better and you'll make the people around you happier.

Question of the Day: What's the most irritating conversation you've ever overheard?

Odd Dream Alert!

Sooooooooooooo For one of my writing assignments from dear sweet mommy is to tell you guys about the most recent dream I've had...  Lucky for you guys, I had one last night.  But, before you read my dream, please realize something: I never have good dreams.  My brain has decided that I'm limited to either really weird dreams or crazy scary nightmares...  never amazing dreams about landing on a cloud of cotton candy and dancing with unicorns...  Oh NO!!!  I get the random ones that make you wonder "what the heck just happened?!"
Aaaaaanyways, last night's dream was a weird one...  not a scary one...  thank goodness!  Onto the story!

So from what I can remember, My dream took place in some sort of supermarket.  I was shopping for boxer briefs with my friend Pebble.  Anywho, after a good three hours, we both looked at each other and realized we couldn't read/understand the signs, 'cause they were all in chicken opera.  Whenever we passed under one of the signs indicating what the isle held, a chicken would start singing (in chicken).  But, because of this, Pebble and I were really confused as to where the boxer briefs were.  So, we went to talk with the manager, Usachan.  Who then tried to point us to wear the boxer briefs were held.  But, neither of us spoke bunny, so we just kinda inched away.  Eventually, we found the baby section which held dipers filled with nutella.  Next to a box of Huggies, we found a hobo who was looking for his Llama.  After an hour of looking for the poor guy's llama, we found out that the hobo was the llama... he had short term memory loss.  We asked the hobo if he could direct us to wear the boxer briefs were.  He was very helpful, and we were able to find them.  But, while were were trying to find just the right pair.  Kitty busted through the isle, wearing hot pink, Hello Kitty boxers on her head, shouting, "HEEEEEEEELP!!!  IT'S GOT ME!!!!"  And then, she proceeded to throw herself to the ground in despair of being eaten alive by her ravenous boxer briefs.

Aaaaaaand that's about all I remember.  Anyways, I'm sorry for how random my dream was but I don't control them, my brain does...

Question of the Day: What was your most recent dream?  OR!  What is the most random dream you've ever had?

You are what you eat

People say all the time
"You are what you eat."
But the last time I ate an AirHead was one or two years ago...
Sheesh!  How long does it take for that stuff to wear off?!

On that note, lately I've been in love with carrots.  And frozen bananas.  No really, I just can't seem to get enough of either... Does that mean I'm going to develop a pale orange hue?  Like a Creamcicle?  Better yet, will I taste like one?  ORANGE BANANA/CARROT FLAVORED CREAMCICLE ON DEMAND!!!  YEAH!!!

What if I ate only blueberries and turned blue like Veronica What's-her-face from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" or would I turn a plesent purple, like they turn my oatmeal in the morning...  OH OH OH!!!  Now I want a big costco sized bowl of purple oatmeal....  Nuuuuummy...  Puuuuurrrrple oatmeal...  How does that mix with orange?

Question of the day:  If you are what you eat, what food would you be...  Or what color are you turning?

(Also, what IS Veronica's last name?)

Rude, Judgmental girl vs my flipflop

Ok, so I know I've done a lot of "what my brain is thinking" blogs, but, I feel that they're a big part of me and I want to share what I feel with y'all.

But, anywho, just this last Thursday, I heard this conversation going on behind me.  Also, I did know the girl...  I'm not fond with her.   This is what she said, and also what I was thinking.

Girl: *thinks she's whispering* OMG does that girl think she's too cool for real shoes?  I can't stand wearing flipflops, even in summer.  They're just so #@*! annoying!  OMG I know that girl.  She's so weird! *goes on to tell her friend all about how weird and obnoxious I am*

(Note: She needs some soap for that nasty mouth of hers.)

Brain: First off; do you think I can't hear you?  You're walking right behind me, in a pretty much empty hallway, mind you, not to mention "whispering" extremely loud!  Oh, oh you think I'm wearing these too feel superior to you?  Actually, I broke my big toe, so,  if you're trying to "correct" my shoe choice for when my toe has been abused, I'll abuse your face (with my flipflop...or, even better, a high heel)!  And yes, yes I am weird just as you're a judgmental brat that is convinced you run the fruiting world!  Naaaaaaaaw I won't deal with your crap.

5 Minute Journal

For English, I had to write a 5 Minute Journal Entry.  Basically, you write whatever come to your mind non stop for 5 minutes and if you can't think of anything to write, you write, "I don't know what to write".

I kind of consider this a part two of sorts for my last post...  Basically I am giving you just a taste of what I think in 5 minutes...  But I wrote this on paper first so It's a bit short...  I can't write near as quickly as I think...

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Cheep cheep cheep.  I can't believe I forgot to care about the Oscars and still don't!  Now that I think about it, Rocks aren't very good pets because if I throw them at people I get in lots of trouble.  WORM PORN!!!  In my opinion, the Olympics need some legitimate winter sports like snow shoveling.  If Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, why can't Pluto talk?  I wonder if Pluto is still sad about not being a planet anymore...  My hand hurts.  My toe has been abused as of late.  What is Obama having for dinner?  What is Brian Reagan thinking right now?  Oh look a notebook!  Appa!  I'm using a pen.  Handshakes are weird.  Saying "I used too" doesn't make any sense.

TADA!!!  This is a small fraction of what goes on in my brain in five minutes.

Question of the day:  This is more of a request; but take five minutes and write non stop, just like I did, submit your entries in the comments!  I'd love to see your thoughts.

Why My Brain Shouldn't be a Person

(Warning: Really random examples ahead.  If you don't like my thoughts when edited, you certainly won't like them when in the raw.)

Soooooooo when it comes to being a teenager, more often than not, I hear teens say that sometimes they wish their brains could be people. That way, they'd have someone who truly understands them and what not.  While that may be true for them. I, on the other hand, am extremely happy that my brain is silent to the rest of the world...

For instance, I can't count how many times I'll be walking through the school hallway (or anywhere really) and some random person will walk up to me and be like: "Hi Alli! Remember me from kindergarten?"  Out loud I'm like, "Yeah, totally!  Oh my gosh I haven't seen you in so long!" while my brain is thinking, "Who are you...  are you a stalker?  How do you know my name?  Why do I not remember you...  OR YOUR NAME!"  And then it proceeds to throw itself onto the ground in despair because my memory sucks.

Another example is when I'm in class...  My teachers would HATE my brain!
Teacher: .........And that class is a semipermeable membrane........
Brain: *off in lala land singing* speederman speederman does what old Mc. Donnald said...  AND THE POT-GUTS COME AT NIIIIIIIIGHT WITH THEIR FEET AS SOFT AS THUNDEEEEEER!!!
Teacher: And next time we're going to learn about worm reproduction!
Brain: But this is craaaaaaaazy!  But here's my...  Oooooooo I wonder if worms ever teach their little wormies about human reproduction but find talking about worm reproduction awkward...  HUMANS ARE HYPOCRITES!!!  Hehe next time we're going to be studying worm porn...

When little kids are talking to me...
kid: Idahsuigfdgfnhbvuydhgvioefjvhaf8eiorgeahygugiporea...
Brain: Smile and nod...  Smile and nod... (cause I have no clue what they're saying).

Another reason is that a lot of the time, when my friends and I are watching TV, I'm normally the one stuck with the remote...  meaning that my brain is put under a huge amount of stress that is pretty much unnecessary...
Brain: I love this show...  I bet everyone wishes I'd switch to a different show...  A PERSON JUST BREATHED!!!  OH MY GOSH THEY HATE IT!  THEY MUST HATE ME!  How long till everyone walks out because I'm boring them with one of my favorite shows *cries*...  Will we still be able to be friends after this?

But yeah, these are just a few instances in which I am so very grateful that my brain isn't a person...  I have to think SOOOOOOO hard even before I say some very simple thing because my brain gets that off track...  I'm sorry if this isn't the kind of post you were looking for...  But you know what?  I don't care (sassy much?).

Question of the day:  Do you wish your brain was a person?  Why or Why not?  Also, write the first thing that pops into your mind as a closer...  just 'cause.

My answer: Appa yip yip! (... To be fair that wasn't that imaginative...  I just saw my Appa plush on top of the printer...)  Spoon...

What's In A Little Grasshopper's Bathroom

Hiya everyone!  For English I had to make a list of everything I could find in my bathroom :D

1 Princess Drink Cup
5 Face Wash Products
2 Nail kit things
6 foamy hand soaps
10 bar soaps
1 shower jelly (LUSH!!!)
3 hand towels
1 Dalek Robe
3 Toothbrushes (one for my mouth, one for my retainer and one for traveling!!!)
9 Body Creams
1 On-Guard Essential Oil
1 Toothpaste (and three toothbrushes...  smooth)
3 Body Washes
10 Perfumes
2 mini hand sanitizer things
2 Chapsticks
1 nail clipper
3 bobby pins
1 mirror
2 conditioners
1 shampoo
1 shaving cream
1 tiny bottle hydrogen peroxide
1 alcohol (the stuff to clean cuts with...)
3 normal towels
7 razors
1 compact mirror
2 toilet paper rolls
1 fizzy lotion
1 scrubby thing
2 little floss dispensers
1 little comb
1 lipsticks
1 pencil
1 lipliner
1 eye makeup remover
2 deodorants
1 sink with 5 drawers/cupboards
1 toilets
1 bathtub
1 water pick
1 homemade body scrub (that is edible and nummy :D)
(I also found 74 toiletries all together...  But that's just nasty!)

Total Count of stuff: 173 random products and things :)

Yuuuuuuuuuuuup that's all the random crap I found in my bathroom.
I dare you guys to write a list of all the stuff in your bathroom as well, I'd love to see them.