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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Odd Dream Alert!

Sooooooooooooo For one of my writing assignments from dear sweet mommy is to tell you guys about the most recent dream I've had...  Lucky for you guys, I had one last night.  But, before you read my dream, please realize something: I never have good dreams.  My brain has decided that I'm limited to either really weird dreams or crazy scary nightmares...  never amazing dreams about landing on a cloud of cotton candy and dancing with unicorns...  Oh NO!!!  I get the random ones that make you wonder "what the heck just happened?!"
Aaaaaanyways, last night's dream was a weird one...  not a scary one...  thank goodness!  Onto the story!

So from what I can remember, My dream took place in some sort of supermarket.  I was shopping for boxer briefs with my friend Pebble.  Anywho, after a good three hours, we both looked at each other and realized we couldn't read/understand the signs, 'cause they were all in chicken opera.  Whenever we passed under one of the signs indicating what the isle held, a chicken would start singing (in chicken).  But, because of this, Pebble and I were really confused as to where the boxer briefs were.  So, we went to talk with the manager, Usachan.  Who then tried to point us to wear the boxer briefs were held.  But, neither of us spoke bunny, so we just kinda inched away.  Eventually, we found the baby section which held dipers filled with nutella.  Next to a box of Huggies, we found a hobo who was looking for his Llama.  After an hour of looking for the poor guy's llama, we found out that the hobo was the llama... he had short term memory loss.  We asked the hobo if he could direct us to wear the boxer briefs were.  He was very helpful, and we were able to find them.  But, while were were trying to find just the right pair.  Kitty busted through the isle, wearing hot pink, Hello Kitty boxers on her head, shouting, "HEEEEEEEELP!!!  IT'S GOT ME!!!!"  And then, she proceeded to throw herself to the ground in despair of being eaten alive by her ravenous boxer briefs.

Aaaaaaand that's about all I remember.  Anyways, I'm sorry for how random my dream was but I don't control them, my brain does...

Question of the Day: What was your most recent dream?  OR!  What is the most random dream you've ever had?

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